10 Reasons You Know You’re Dealing with a CRAZY BITCH!
Hey Blog world! Its me Daisy, coming to you guys yet AGAIN with another blog! i didnt have any ideas until about last night so i just figured id do it right now!
I was talking to a guy friend of mine who was telling me about the crazy antics this girl he was dealing with had been pulling. She would call his phone and NOT stop calling until he picked up. She would then call his friend to make sure he was with them when he said he was going to be. Mind you, they have only been “talking” for about three weeks. After hearing this and seeing how psychotic some women get with men I decided to concoct my own checklist for the fellas(ladies are free to use these as warning signs as well). This is a little something i like to call:
10 Reasons You Know You’re Dealing with a CRAZY BITCH
#10: If she names her dog thats she’s had for 10 years after you and you’ve only been dating her a month…She’s a crazy bitch.
#9 If she constantly flirts with other guys(i.e. winking at them, blowing them kisses, giving long hugs) but your coworkers tires end up slashed because she told you “nice shirt”…YEAAAA she’s a crazy bitch.
#8 If you two have an arguement where she is at fault, and she somehow twists it, flips it on you and you end upp being the one apologizing…She’s a crazy MANIPULATIVE bitch.
#7 If she randomly shows up to your place of work to “just say hi”….She’s a crazy bitch.
#6 If she has kids and her children start calling you Daddy after the 1st date…umm yeaaa she’s a crazy bitch.
#5 If you go on vacation with your friends and she just happens to be staying at your SAME hotel, across the hall, when she should be at her great grandmother’s funeral…she’s a crazy bitch.
#4 If she calls you 80 times, leaves you 7 voicemails, all in 10 minutes…if you dont get the picture yet buddy, she’s a crazy bitch.
#3 If she Twitter or Facebook stalks you to find out your location and 5 minutes later she’s there too…she’s a crazy bitch.
#2 If she tells you she loves you after the 2nd date…*shaking my head* she’s a crazy bitch.
And the #1 reason you know you’re dealing with a CRAZY BITCH ISSSS:
#1 If you guys are having sex, and you are about to come, she holds onto you tight and says “Be my baby’s daddy!” and you can’t pull out in time….not only is she a CRAZY BITCH but now she’s pregnant and you’re stuck with this broad for the rest of your life. Sucks for you dude *kanye shrug* Should have listened to the first 9 reasons.
This is completely candid and if any person(s) took offense to this, sounds like a personal. These are my top 10 reasons it can change, things can be added But LADIES if this sounds like you, try reaching out to Dr. Phil, Dr. Drew or just watch a Tyra. Chuckin up the deuces!
Peace & Love
Daisy
Posted on January 11, 2010, in Uncategorized and tagged crazy bitch, dating, funny, harassment, hilarious, pregnant, psychotic, relationships, tyra. Bookmark the permalink. 6 Comments.
Can’t even lie, I’ve used Facebook to keep tabs on a gentleman. But that was with valid reason. As it turned out, the “gentleman” turned out to be a two-timing dirtbag.
I love this one!!! I was watching Jersey Shore w/ the stalker girl who kept following Pauly and I thought of this blog. That was a crazy chick lol.
HAHA that girl was a stage five clinger and possessed all these qualities of a crazy bitch.
MY new X, of several times over, continued to make one lame excuse after the other to break up, then an excuse to make up. Loved sex, but called me a sex addict. Made many false allegations against me. Even claimed her stepdad has either poisoned her or has tried many times. Claimes Christianity, but doesn’t act it. Has had 50+ boyfriends, and always something wrong with them. Has even accused the church cafeteria lady of sodomizing her son with a wooden spoon. I am afraid of my new X of many times,
MY new X, of several times over, continued to make one lame excuse after the other to break up, then an excuse to make up. Loved sex, but called me a sex addict. Made many false allegations against me. Even claimed her stepdad has either poisoned her or has tried many times. Claimes Christianity, but doesn’t act it. Has had 50+ boyfriends, and always something wrong with them. Has even accused the church cafeteria lady of sodomizing her son with a wooden spoon. I am afraid of my new X of many times, Hopefully, by leaving her and making her think I was more psycho than she, did the trick.
yeap. its great you went the other way. she wouldve given you even more problems in the long run.